Here are some riddles to give you a Ho Ho Holiday Chuckle...in honor of Aidan, who is currently really into these type of "play on word" jokes. Enjoy!
Q: What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet
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Q: What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
A: The Christmas alphabet has No L (Noel)
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Q: What Christmas Carol is a favorite of parents?
A: Silent Night
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Q: Why does Santa have three gardens?
A: So he can Hoe Hoe Hoe
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Q: What do Snowmen eat for breakfast?
A: Frosted Flakes
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Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite
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Q: What kind of bird can write?
A: A pen-guin
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Q: What did the ghost say to Santa Claus?
A: I’ll have a boo Christmas without you…
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Q: How do sheep in Mexico say Merry Christmas?
A: Fleece Navidad!
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Q: What does a cat on the beach have in common with Christmas?
A: Sandy Claws!
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Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Cringle
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Q: What kind of candle burns longer, a red candle or a green candle?
A: Neither! Candles always burn shorter!
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Q: Why was Santa’s little helper depressed?
A: He had low elf-esteem
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Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
A: Claustrophobic
You can find these jokes and other fun Christmas stuff for kids HERE.
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